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The Angry POF Guy (Loads Of Fish). I entirely forgotten relating to this destination

The Angry POF Guy (Loads Of Fish). I entirely forgotten relating to this destination

A web log in regards to the perils of getting a profile on “a good amount of Fish”

Sunday, June 19, 2016

I have totally forgotten about that destination

Well folks, i simply stumbled straight straight back on here and recognized we have actuallyn’t had a rant in over half per year. I am exceedingly busy and I also have not had time for POF and their shenanigans. I really checked down POF today, and do you know what? Same fucking, boring, tired-assed people are EVEN here. Gee, I wonder why? it really is like we never left. Additionally the people that are same have there been the day i created this website are ALWAYS THERE! Just what a surprise, huh? I do believe POF is such as time capsule. In another 40 years, once I’m in a medical home, pinching nurses asses, I’ll most likely can get on POF before my dementia kicks in but still begin to see the exact same sorry sacks on the website.

Sadly, i possibly couldn’t find even one interesting profile to trash. It had been like entering a 1980s age food store when their generic brands arrived in an ordinary box that is white black letters. Bor-ing!

That knows when– or if– we keep coming back. I have demonstrably had more success meeting folks offline these days and so I have actuallyn’t had much explanation to use POF once again.

Saturday, November 28, 2015

“I’m a elegant chick”

Extremely rant that is quick today, women.

I’m perhaps maybe maybe not the grammar that is biggest Nazi worldwide or any such thing, it is our tradition getting therefore beyond control with utilising the incorrect terms (they are, here, and there and two, to, and too) that people are even utilizing words that are not also that much alike?

(the best was an ex whom had written that she STEAL really really really loves me personally. I will be no fan of thieves. Another had written she METAL really loves me personally. She actually is bracing by by herself or strengthening her resolve to love me personally? And both words will vary from ALWAYS in pronounciation.)

Whatever the case, it appears that women can be now confusing CHIC with CHICK, like in, “We’m a very good classy.”

POSH (pronounced SHEEK) mans stylish or trendy. CHICK is slang for a lady. You will be “stylish” you can not be “a elegant.”

Which is your sentence structure training for today. You are ( maybe maybe maybe not “your” or “yore”) welcome.

Friday, October 16, 2015

Would like to see balls but no D

Thursday, September 10, 2015

CREEPS AVOID ya ass! before I mace

Hey fellas, if you reside in my own shitty part of the nation, I quickly discovered the “best” the Nasty ‘Nati is offering.

The nice news– she’s started her production that is own business. I’m uncertain exactly exactly exactly what it comprises of, but ideally this means she will not be observing my wallet.

In the disadvantage, unless getting maced and shanked will be your thing, we question your first date is supposed to be all of that great. Not just will this bitch “mace ya ass,” she could even compose guide about any of it, too.

This, my visitors, is excatly why i am maybe maybe not dating once more until we leave Ohio.

Tuesday, August 18, 2015

A confession of kinds

Sunday, March 29, 2015

The lawn ain’t greener on the reverse side

We comprehend I have actuallyn’t existed recently. Well, I have not been on POF in a number of years and|time that is long it really is difficult to end up being the upset POF guy once I’m maybe maybe perhaps not likely to POF any more. I have been 4 months POF-free. I will get some good types of certification or token like AA. (i did so quickly try but We saw absolutely nothing well worth bitching about, simply the typical tired faces and golddiggers still dreaming about a sugar daddy.)

Some body recommended other internet web internet sites, like MeetMe or Fetlife. Some body guaranteed I would “get set” at Fetlife. This individual will need to have underestimated the region for the nation we are now living in; Cincinnati is just a town that is shitty dating, as finding a mate is apparently hard adequate to create headlines. Hell, regular Beast offers Cincy a C rating when it comes to singles right here, and I also genuinely believe that’s being substantial.

Well, I did check out a couple of of other areas. Since it turns out, these other areas suck just as much ass as POF. Maybe it really is simply online dating sites in basic that sucks or even simply because I are now living in the ‘Nasty Nati.” Regardless of the full situation, it provides me personally one thing to rant about.

An account was made by me and then make a few quick buddies. Nevertheless, the dating scene there is certainly just like flaky. We came across that one girl on MeetMe, a somewhat heavyset gal ( i am a chubby chaser, people therefore I’m perhaps not whining) whom described by herself as “sweet but notably opinionated.” Sweet like Saccharin, possibly? We arrive at chatting and she actually is usually the one whom shows we meet. We change numbers but she never ever commits to a real meet and never ever calls. She stuck with random texts for some time. Finally we put up a time to meet up, and i also get stood up. I finally asked her why we bother talking at all after she pulled this stunt a second time. She responds she already eliminated my telephone number from her phone (yet remains magically in a position to send a few texts that are annoying). Then, she extends back on MeetMe and laments exactly how no guy meetmindful app appreciates her difficult it really is to get a good guy, and all sorts of guys are jerks, etc. MeetMe/ similar to Mute me personally, the things I revolved around her.

the social people of Fetlife talk no action, at the least going by the gal I met here. We chatted with one, and when once again exactly the same can not hold a discussion routine I see at POF. 2nd gal whom contacts me personally chats we exchange numbers with me, and. We chat for per month (we took a cross country journey therefore I was gone for almost a month that is all until finally we meet.

She invites me personally to her spot, and then we view a film together, we have only a little heavy and hot but simply as things be seemingly going well, she states she is maybe not really experiencing that well so asked me personally , and we never heard from her again. Exactly what a tease that is fucking!

VERDICT: Both web sites suck ass. It is the exact same tired bullshit from POF. Lets face it– internet dating in general is complete bullshit. You wish to satisfy some body? Take to USA Intercourse Guide or dirty Reviews, because escorts are cheaper in the long term, and also at minimum you can easily see the reviews to determine what people are legit. Fuck online dating sites and you too if you are offended by this, fuck.

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